Monday is A Wh*re, Organic Cotton White T-Shirt

Say what everyone’s thinking without saying a word. This minimalist white slogan tee delivers unapologetic Monday energy with a clean, timeless aesthetic. Designed for those who meet the week with sarcasm, caffeine, and zero fake enthusiasm.

Crafted from 100% organic ringspun combed cotton, this tee feels luxuriously soft while keeping its structure thanks to its premium 180gsm weight. The relaxed fit and classic crew neckline make it effortlessly wearable, whether you’re dressing it up with a blazer or down with joggers and trainers.

Finished with a bold black slogan print for maximum impact and long-lasting wear.

Perfect for the brutally honest, the perpetually tired, and anyone who refuses to romanticise Mondays.

Details:

• 100% organic ringspun combed cotton
• Premium 180gsm fabric weight
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Classic crew neck
• Soft feel with durable structure
• High-quality, long-lasting slogan print
• Ethically made & eco-conscious

Perfect for:

Everyday wear, casual styling, coffee runs, office sarcasm, gift giving, and dressing like you mean it.