Funny Christmas Cards, You'll Have To F*ck Off By 9pm, A5 Greeting Card

A hilariously blunt Christmas card for the friend who matches your energy. This bold and cheeky festive A5 card is perfect for anyone who appreciates sweary humour and real-life honesty. Left blank inside for your own message, it’s the ideal rude Christmas card for besties, siblings, and those chaotic legends you couldn’t survive December without. Perfect as a funny Christmas greeting card, adult humour card, or stocking filler with attitude.